This is one of those "I post whatever the fuck I want" blogs that your grandmother warned you about. It is an outlet for my nerdiness, a place for weird humor, good music (disclaimer: your mileage may vary), and the occasional political view. You should leave me an ask. I'm a nice person, I promise. :) I have an about page! Go take a look.
Posted on 4th Apr at 10:26 PM, with 43,744 notes
can we pass a law that all guys have to wear suits? ok thanks
i guess that would make it a…. lawsuit
when they announce it, i guess it’d be a… formal declaration
Posted on 1st Apr at 1:40 PM, with 10,182 notes
goodbye world
Posted on 18th Jan at 11:24 PM, with 93 notes
there’s a stall in my school bathroom with only half a toilet seat and I want answers now
looks like somebody… half-assed it
Posted on 3rd Jan at 12:07 AM, with 26,716 notes
if fapping while stoned isnt called weed whacking then i dont know what to do with my life anymore
Posted on 22nd Nov at 10:05 AM, with 36 notes
Wise words from my father about Hostess going out of business:
“even if they go out of business the world will still be full of ding dongs and ho ho’s”
