This is one of those “I post whatever the fuck I want” blogs that your grandmother warned you about. It is an outlet for my nerdiness, a place for weird humor, good music (disclaimer: your mileage may vary), and the occasional political view. You should leave me an ask. I’m a nice person, I promise. :) I have an about page! Go take a look.Tumblr (3.0; @brightslap)http://brightslap.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/12d167ae5eac71e348870edd52c67e62/tumblr_mh4wq86JCt1qcjwm7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51128904447http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51128904447Thu, 23 May 2013 00:51:54 -0400nsfw<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d49d84577858f7c41e25fae4f5a9ab3/tumblr_mn55yqeEIa1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://library-of-crazy-221b.tumblr.com/post/51053023685/niknak79-hes-tripping-on-acid-i-tried-to" target="_blank">library-of-crazy-221b</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/50983390091/hes-tripping-on-acid" target="_blank">niknak79</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>He’s tripping on acid</p> </blockquote> <p>I tried to scroll past</p> </blockquote>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51128894498http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51128894498Thu, 23 May 2013 00:51:44 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51128887420" src="http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51128887420/audio_player_iframe/brightslap/tumblr_mn5xul1MHf1r5hhna?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbrightslap%2F51128887420%2Ftumblr_mn5xul1MHf1r5hhna" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://damnitsizzi.tumblr.com/post/51107496638/drawingguitarist-bayonetta-2-sonic-lost" target="_blank">damnitsizzi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drawingguitarist.tumblr.com/post/51006819033/bayonetta-2-sonic-lost-world-rayman-legends" target="_blank">drawingguitarist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>Bayonetta 2</li> <li>Sonic: Lost World</li> <li>Rayman Legends</li> <li>Game & Wario</li> <li>Pikmin 3</li> <li>Yarn Yoshi</li> <li>Legend of Zelda Link to the Past 2</li> <li>Wind Waker HD</li> <li>New Super Smash Bros</li> <li>Animal Crossing New Leaf</li> <li>Donkey Kong Country 3D</li> <li>Mario & Luigi: Dream Team</li> <li>Professor Layton Vs Ace Attorney</li> <li>Yoshi’s Island</li> <li>Pokemon X+Y</li> <li>Localised Earthbound</li> </ul><p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/91a1b65498266457d6d82fbcb8849193/tumblr_inline_mn5xtoOA3j1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Reggie…</p> </blockquote>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51128887420http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51128887420Thu, 23 May 2013 00:51:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83c75156f6cf4a7340fde5c0457995ad/tumblr_mn7d4vUMdv1rkhr4mo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51128787670http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51128787670Thu, 23 May 2013 00:49:46 -0400nsfw<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8dce4e22be66e39a9eab220615976b90/tumblr_mn8hfckD1h1qbnkgio7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7895212b9847af63125ac920609b29d8/tumblr_mn8hfckD1h1qbnkgio4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7cebdde5688a8a9e6fa6c3685297637/tumblr_mn8hfckD1h1qbnkgio2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7aa01ce7783b580ea3e90088da204b2/tumblr_mn8hfckD1h1qbnkgio1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b24d473a549b8e15b0ce62b88253dce2/tumblr_mn8hfckD1h1qbnkgio3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b94195a32a332ba73de5af4093699bc2/tumblr_mn8hfckD1h1qbnkgio6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/28f11f086eae306955420d608f715c44/tumblr_mn8hfckD1h1qbnkgio5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/79e7a887b2ec33c16e71236a963cb9f6/tumblr_mn8hfckD1h1qbnkgio8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://tsunderestormss.tumblr.com/post/51127131027/the-last-bison-an-indie-folk-band-from" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tsunderestormss</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The Last Bison, an indie folk band from Chesapeake, VA at the Norfolk Botanical Garden</p></blockquote>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51127471035http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51127471035Thu, 23 May 2013 00:27:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd7ba8e3d5f632c332e621a15c4b21d6/tumblr_mmxnrmcxZU1so52cno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51127081797http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51127081797Thu, 23 May 2013 00:20:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb84b785137c4e2045e05d60df289458/tumblr_mhl3pzG9lK1s508hgo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51126941734http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51126941734Thu, 23 May 2013 00:18:21 -0400nsfw<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8068a238297eaab9d03fdc160722080e/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f900ae4d98c0a87f9a583039d65d9cd4/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a26136c6ab6741b9e22c6439896b69c/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b86ee0f36cc3a4a506c7e18db85ce9b6/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e85c0e18edb9c9bda8a809cda1dfe4f/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dcae52d61285b69f0c36a344bcd87e67/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0db95284fc5d0c31df7953b7b0741865/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa2f48205ab8bbeac1914eff4dfbced1/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vastderp.tumblr.com/post/51112676571/sweet-bitsy-breanieswordvomit" target="_blank">vastderp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sweet-bitsy.tumblr.com/post/51077208043/breanieswordvomit-caffeinated-zombie-so-in" target="_blank">sweet-bitsy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://breanieswordvomit.tumblr.com/post/51074528797/caffeinated-zombie-so-in-the-middle-of" target="_blank">breanieswordvomit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://caffeinated-zombie.tumblr.com/post/51032573752/so-in-the-middle-of-everything-today-we-ran" target="_blank">caffeinated-zombie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. </p> </blockquote> <p>I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt</p> </blockquote> <p>I’M SO HAPPY</p> </blockquote> <p>ohhhhh look at the sweet babies being wonderful </p> <p>the ducklings are adorable too</p> </blockquote>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51126906413http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51126906413Thu, 23 May 2013 00:17:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d8f7dbca62136f618bea8415480c79c/tumblr_mn8gx7J7Iy1qbgd6eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://goobino.tumblr.com/post/51126448738/pissing-meself" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">goobino</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>pissing meself</p></blockquote>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51126795546http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51126795546Thu, 23 May 2013 00:15:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d48d32be335bd779a77c26c6083f522d/tumblr_mmxpt0ss8V1qb815co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51124624597http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51124624597Wed, 22 May 2013 23:42:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq9zpkWv5k1qf7dj9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51123335332http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51123335332Wed, 22 May 2013 23:23:29 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hannibalthecanibal.tumblr.com/post/50848903568/and-here-we-have-harry-potter-literally-standing" target="_blank">hannibalthecanibal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw</p> </blockquote>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51122336191http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51122336191Wed, 22 May 2013 23:09:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/81946a5d01c4fcceb5ca48e06e48b827/tumblr_mn8ci5s9Oi1qb9pa3o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51122257780http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51122257780Wed, 22 May 2013 23:08:38 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KbWgUO-Rqcw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://01335.tumblr.com/post/51035387776/the-xbox-conference-summed-up-in-1-41" target="_blank">01335</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the xbox conference summed up in 1:41</p> </blockquote>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51122034364http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51122034364Wed, 22 May 2013 23:05:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c1cde5ce37b2698a7f9e36b2c848c805/tumblr_mmil4hxT7o1rok6pko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51121984366http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51121984366Wed, 22 May 2013 23:04:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/48cdcfde1792b99287bc36989c822f25/tumblr_mn7diqfqZC1rfym8so1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lobotomyfail.tumblr.com/post/51069335261/the-anatomy-of-a-chihuahua" target="_blank">lobotomyfail</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The anatomy of a Chihuahua.</p> </blockquote>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51121419401http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51121419401Wed, 22 May 2013 22:57:31 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jimmyyesvak.tumblr.com/post/50689081555/vintagernisery-rhydonmyhardon-reblog-if-you" target="_blank">jimmyyesvak</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vintagernisery.tumblr.com/post/50688800193/rhydonmyhardon-reblog-if-you-remember-lil-bill" target="_blank">vintagernisery</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhydonmyhardon.tumblr.com/post/49328644823/reblog-if-you-remember-lil-bill-a-k-a-black" target="_blank">rhydonmyhardon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>reblog if you remember lil’ bill a.k.a black caillou</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bf4cc5f179a5d209cc56ed7b08378547/tumblr_inline_mm3nz7w2H21qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>except lil bill wasn’t a lil bitch</p> </blockquote> <p>DROPPING SOME SICK BURNS TONIGHT HOT DAMN</p> </blockquote>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51121406258http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51121406258Wed, 22 May 2013 22:57:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8d3b7261dd39d9a5d87a4c3f7f02cdf/tumblr_mifuwvRLwe1r2wapho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0c606a31252940aec43001c62dc9dda/tumblr_mifuwvRLwe1r2wapho4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3767df06ffea0b017ede6f0098cccd1c/tumblr_mifuwvRLwe1r2wapho6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2bd8c6b5f315f4f60ec05bd847a53fd7/tumblr_mifuwvRLwe1r2wapho7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f5f8c3dcbf1024e569333b5b0844142/tumblr_mifuwvRLwe1r2wapho8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a88e385b3d5ee35c37e73db6046dad7/tumblr_mifuwvRLwe1r2wapho5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a43794c5d8d6181d606a15ebba99174/tumblr_mifuwvRLwe1r2wapho9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/706322df8492d5b6dbbc2025f8441f40/tumblr_mifuwvRLwe1r2wapho3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://endlessyuji.tumblr.com/post/51084807609/literally-the-manliest-thing-to-ever-happen-in-the" target="_blank">endlessyuji</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>literally the manliest thing to ever happen in the history of ever</p> </blockquote>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51121315244http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51121315244Wed, 22 May 2013 22:56:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af7953191e0d074bb972ede1bc3ea81d/tumblr_mn8cxbuwfO1qbgd6eo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e00c09e889a672ed049754e3fb77e62d/tumblr_mn8cxbuwfO1qbgd6eo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9547499e3c1e2944938aca0e6f1cdb2/tumblr_mn8cxbuwfO1qbgd6eo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3b9bdf5536aaf5cd4903d46f37788b8/tumblr_mn8cxbuwfO1qbgd6eo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://goobino.tumblr.com/post/51120371756/top-10-fastest-production-cars-around-mazda" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">goobino</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://wot.motortrend.com/top-10-fastest-production-cars-motor-trend-has-lapped-around-mazda-raceway-laguna-seca-304331.html#axzz2U4xHM04R" target="_blank"><em>Top 10 Fastest Production Cars around Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca</em></a></p></blockquote>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51121042534http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51121042534Wed, 22 May 2013 22:52:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3282c0d5a9d4f0b5b133364002aef17e/tumblr_mgnunhIiVP1rlccoho1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51120580332http://brightslap.tumblr.com/post/51120580332Wed, 22 May 2013 22:46:40 -0400