mpregbert: i saw you unfollowed me but you know that’s okay cuz i guess you’re just gonna miss the panty raid
yesimbeyonce: jamie-christian-follese: smatter: I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall. now that’s what i call a family A new kind of family
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
we hopefully will do a Doctor Who film someday. It will be absolutely run by the...– Steven Moffat: ‘Doctor Who’ film rumors ‘a weird fantasy’ (via doctorwho)
motorbear: i really do like it when people tell me about themselves. it doesn’t matter what. it can be about their day, what they did that they found amazing, what their hobbies are, etc. i like knowing about people. in a way, it makes me feel like they trust me. you’re not bothering me with your rambling. i actually prefer to listen.
unclefather: want more funny posts like this on your dashboard? well you can’t have them.
narcissism-and-marshmallows: When somebody super-cool starts following you and you feel like you have to start actually posting quality stuff